Had a salad for lunch today.

In case you’re thinking I’m a healthy eater, you should know I had banana pudding for supper last night.

No, not for dessert.

I said I had banana pudding for supper last night.

And before you start judging me, you should know banana pudding has milk and eggs and bananas and vanilla wafers.

Just for the record, that’s four of the five basic food groups.

Just sayin.